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Marrriage, Wife and few Emotions.....

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too
late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the
friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single
men. It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was
almost impossible.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double
of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half
dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.

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My Black valentine Day

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Hydrebad,Banglore,,, India Booming......

HYDERABAD: In a stunning coup, Hyderabad beat IT heavyweight Bangalore to bag the Fab City project, which will host India’s first major silicon chip manufacturing facility.

The project will see a veritable watershed of foreign investment in Shamshabad, with $3 billion to be brought in by the anchor company SemIndia in collaboration with the international chip major AMD, and more by other chip manufacturers. Just SemIndia is likely to create 5,000 jobs directly and thousands more indirectly through the influx of about 200 suppliers and ancillaries.

“We have decided to position Fab City in Hyderabad.” That announcement by SemIndia president and CEO Vinod K Agarwal rippled through a press conference like a streak of lightning at chief minister Y S Rajasekhara Reddy’s camp office on Thursday. Hours earlier, Union IT and communications minister Dayanidhi Maran had declared that Hyderabad—a brash pretender to Bangalore’s primacy as a destination for IT investmenthad won the race for the prestigious project. In a delicious irony, Maran’s announcement was made in Bangalore.

Review of Albert Einstein job

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Valentine from Kunal :-)

Accept, dear girl, this little token, And if between the lines you seek, You'll find the love I've often spoken— The love my dying lips shall speak. Our little ones are making merry O'er am'rous ditties rhymed in jest, But in these words (though awkward—very) The genuine article's expressed. You are as fair and sweet and tender, Dear brown-eyed little sweetheart mine, As when, a callow youth and slender, I asked to be your Valentine. What though these years of ours be fleeting? What though the years of youth be flown? I'll mock old Tempus with repeating, "I love my love and her alone!" And when I fall before his reaping, And when my stuttering speech is dumb, Think not my love is dead or sleeping, But that it waits for you to come. So take, dear love, this little token, And if there speaks in any line The sentiment I'd fain have spoken, Say, will you kiss your Valentine?

girl in basket ball ring.... Amazing

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5804139819441997248

Cricket Love.....!!!! nice one!!! Zahir

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5479558430378305934&q=cricket

Kamasutra, Black Warm Virus, hits India

Black Worm(KamaSutra) Hits India hard - Payload day of 3rd Feb had arrived today

Removal Tool
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or http://67.15.180.163/killworm.exe

It has been observed that the Black Worm also known as W32.Vb.i or W32.Nayem.E has been actively spreading in India since last two weeks now. It’s a mass-mailing worm that also spread using remote shares. After a long gap there has been an outbreak kind of situation as this worm was successful in spreading all over the globe within few hours when it first appeared over the Internet.

The reason why the worm was so successful in spreading all over is just because it spreads by creating a mime encoded compressed executable with a different extension (.HQX, .BHX), which didn’t had any kind of header to classify the file.

As a result the mail gateway scanners were not able to decode the attachment and scan the infected files. This is why the worm got skipped even though the mail severs have updated anti-virus scan engines. Many of the leading AntiVirus software’s had to do some changes to their scan engine to make the scanners decode the file and scan for the infected attachment.

AntiVirus Quick Heal form India was the first anti-virus to detect this worm when it first hit the net according to the report generated and published by PC-Wallet Magazine, Germany. According to PC-Wallet, Germany the worm was first caught and detected on 16th January 2006 at 10:00 (GMT) by Quick Heal AntiVirus.

This worm attaches itself to e-mail messages as an executable file with various different names and occasionally this worm compresses itself by ZIP and encodes the compressed file by mime encoding and then attaches the encoded file to the e-mail messages.

The worm has several network spreading routines. One of them enumerates all available shares, then reads the values of the registry key where personal documents and recently opened files are stored. It copies itself to such folders by the file name with executable extension of the same name as the document in that folder. The worm also copies itself to network shares with the same name. This worm once active first tries to delete the popularly known international anti-virus folders (e.g. Norton AntiVirus, McAfee, Trend etc.)

This worm has a dangerous payload, it will delete all the documents, worksheets, presentations, database files and compressed backup files from the system on every 3rd day of the month. This is very serious payload considering that the worm has spread all over India and the first payload day of 3rd February had arrived today . We recommend all our users to have their AntiVirus updated, up and running. All the Quick Heal users are already protected from this worm from day one.

Removal Tool
http://www.quickheal.co.in/public/alerts/i-worm.VB_Bi.asp
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Airtell Lifetimeoffer

Airtel has introduced the “Lifetime” prepaid card with life time validity. This plan allows users to take a pre-paid connection with lifetime validity for a one time payment of Rs 999. The user can then continue to receive calls throughout their life without having to recharge.

The move is reportedly aimed at stopping the churn in the pre-paid subscriber base - once a subscriber takes this plan, he will remain an Airtel subscriber whether the mobile is in use or not. The “Lifetime” prepaid card also offers the user full talk time on every future recharge of any denomination and can be availed by all existing and potential mobile users.

Airtel aims to take affordability to a whole new level and maintains that this offer will open up new segments of the market. There is no change though in the airtime charges. All local calls will be charged at Rs 1.99 a minute and all STD calls will be charged at Rs 2.99 a minute.

In October, Tata Teleservices unveiled the “Non-Stop Mobile” for its prepaid customers wherein the scheme enabled users to get incoming calls for two years without re-charging. This scheme won the service provider one million new subscribers in November alone

source : http://chiragmehta.info/chirag/2005/12/24/airtel-launches-lifetime-offer/